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MNF: Redskins at Cowboys!

Spoiler Alert: The indians die of smallpox, the cowboys go on to create western civilization.

Analysis after the jump.

I was the worst and I choose to draft now

With the First Pick in the 2011 CABC Draft, The Syndrome select SAM ACHO, LB, St. Mark's School of Texas.

JBF's Adventures in Ambien: Episode 1

In which JBF goes Christmas shopping in his own head, watches the Food Network and overhears his neighbors bickering about their tax returns. Turns out, it was Guy Fieri all along.

I just crunched some numbers in Excel...

And I determined that 92.432% of my photos are of ARB drinking or drunked. Attached are some of the most character-filled photos of the Captain of the HMS Fancy Boy.

I submit for your consideration:

Pork Paradise: The Bacon Explosion

Here's the thing about bacon: it's really, really bad for you, but it tastes really, really good. In that respect, bacon is like lots of things: beer, whiskey, whisky, gin, applejack, tequila, scotch, honey mead, hard cider, Cognac, and rum.

If bacon is like alcohol, consider The Bacon Explosion a four day Everclear-fueled mega-bender--it's pretty great once a year, but if you did it any more than that your organs would probably explode (see: Mardi Gras).

Here's what you're gonna need:

Merry Xmas

Caption Contest 2

Winner receives a framed copy.

Grand Theft Auto 5: Washington State

 

This kid tear-assing around Washington State, looking for adventure is my entry for Badass of the Year 2009.

I can't do the story justice, but here are a few highlights:

• "Colton 'Colt' Harris-Moore has been linked to crimes in five counties involving planes, luxury cars and boats."
• Despite no formal training, Colt "looked at flight manuals and how to fly a plane", and taught himself to fly.
  
• "In 2008, a deputy said he spotted Harris-Moore in a stolen Mercedes-Benz, but he lost the suspect when he allegedly dove from the moving vehicle."

This guy has Rambo's elusiveness, The Joker's dramatic flair, and James Bond's collateral damage. I wonder if anyone has optioned his life rights yet...

Via CNN