Red and Yellow makes WHAT?

CABC 2011: WEEK 7 PREVIEW

I'm still mad at Chicharito.

Jaime Garcia can suck it.

I don't know what the Pan American Games are.

All readers in Mexico are hereby banned from this week's preview.

Nelson "The Velour Hammer" Cruz

 At first I was like...

Uh oh

But then...

The Latin Lamborghini

and I was like...

Sploosh

See you gentlemen in Milwaukee.

CABC 2011: WEEK 4 PREVIEW

In an attempt to pad my ego, this week's preview will be available after the jump. Thanks for your understanding.

Where does Ron Washington stand on the issues facing our country?
He doesn't like HPV--or retardation. However, he is worried about the economy and its effect on cigarette prices.

RIP: Rest in Peppermint

Jerry Haynes who played Mr. Peppermint on the long-running WFAA-TV kids
show of the same name, died at age 84 Monday of complications from Parkinson’s disease.

I invite you all to honor his memory with me by drinking a ton of Rumple Minze and playing FIFA 12.

JBF's Adventures in Ambien: Episode 1

In which JBF goes Christmas shopping in his own head, watches the Food Network and overhears his neighbors bickering about their tax returns. Turns out, it was Guy Fieri all along.

This Pretty Much Sums It Up

Yankees' fans are douche bags.

Molina goes yard, A-Rod sulks.

 

Rangers win, Nolan Ryan laughs like a maniac.

Images via TheBigLead, MockSession, Bob&Dan

Dallas Sports Armageddon?

The dream of Dallas sports' dominance is over

Do you remember when the Cowboys were a hot Superbowl pick?

Do you remember when the Rangers were up 2-0 and heading home to close the series?

Yesterday was a nightmare. It could get worse tomorrow.

EDIT: Cliff Lee descended from the heavens to save the season. Owe you one, Jesus.  

Courtesy P1 Robby