RIP: Rest in Peppermint

Jerry Haynes who played Mr. Peppermint on the long-running WFAA-TV kids
show of the same name, died at age 84 Monday of complications from Parkinson’s disease.

I invite you all to honor his memory with me by drinking a ton of Rumple Minze and playing FIFA 12.

Fidelity Fires Four for Fantasy Football

Sad news today. Four of our brothers-in-fantasy-sports have been job-murdered.

Star Telegram

Each commissioner was fired, but team owners were spared. Hopefully I make the playoffs the year I'm fired for running an office league.