Wednesday, December 29, 2010

We Have A Winner

Congratulations to the 2010 CABC Champion

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!!!


Merry Christmas, CABC!!!

Witness a Christmas Miracle: A new CABC Champion will be born this year.

In this coming battle between ADL and RSR, I hope that they choose to eschew football and instead have a brothers vs. brothers battle royale. I would pay tons of money to see J---- and R--- fight. ADL vs RSR would be less epic, but also interesting.

Hope you guys got a lot of presents this year,


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The King is Dead! Long Live the King!

Well well well... the auto-drafter has beaten the statistically-perfect juggernaut, and Nerdwell's tyrannical reign has finally come to a definite end (Does it need to be said that the Nudest of Taynes would've also beaten ARB? No, because I've already harped on it half a dozen times now, but hey, it never hurts to drive the point home--THANKS ALOT A LOT, GMF!).

Nevertheless, the final duel comes down to this. Excuse me while I sit in the back and make a profane yet apathetic wanking motion.

Thursday, December 16, 2010




The playoff brackets have been re-seeded. Please acquaint yourself with your new foe.

As I seemingly note every year, there is no home field advantage in the playoffs.

I plan on pouring out several bottles of choice booze and sacrificing a lamb to the Football Gods to ensure my victory this week. I suggest you do the same.

Last but not least,

All you fuckers are going down this year.


Get ready!

Playoffs begin tonight!

Great regular season CABC!

Barry prepare to be:


While I rather play Allen's Autodrafts over eventual league champion B. Narwhal Jr., there is a professional football game tonight!

(Click picture to enlarge n00bish commishing)

Also, I'd like my five homefield advantage points.

Picture Unrelated

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


You know what, GMF? If you could organize your team as well as you organize cats, you wouldn't have STARTED TROY SMITH AND LEFT ALEX SMITH ON THE BENCH WITH 34 POINTS. Thus losing to an anemic COCO team, thus losing ME my spot in the PLAYOFFS, thus denying ME CABC HISTORY.

I wish I had a Gibbons to throw at you right now.

JBF's Adventures in Ambien: Episode 1

In which JBF goes Christmas shopping in his own head, watches the Food Network and overhears his neighbors bickering about their tax returns. Turns out, it was Guy Fieri all along.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Next Time, Don't Even Try

In an attempt to impress his son/comic book club buddies/newest piddle friends, this guy just gave the entire internet a lesson in momentum that Doug Rummel could only hope to compare to. Bravo on not splitting your pants in the process, Sir.

Monday, December 6, 2010

JBF's Ambien Adventures: Episode 0

I saw this today at Tooth Paste For Dinner. It reminded me of someone we know.

I'd like to encourage JBF to continue this series with true tales from his nightly Ambien-induced dreamscape.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A Friendly Message from Student Affairs

Gotta get it in wherever you can, I guess...