Oooh Chimpanzee That!

I know that this first and foremost is a site devoted to football, be it factual or fantastical, but at one point, we also cared about animals. There are happenings out in the world that I feel need to be brought to the attention of this league, its members, and fans.

I HATE YOU RIGHT MEOW

You know what, GMF? If you could organize your team as well as you organize cats, you wouldn't have STARTED TROY SMITH AND LEFT ALEX SMITH ON THE BENCH WITH 34 POINTS. Thus losing to an anemic COCO team, thus losing ME my spot in the PLAYOFFS, thus denying ME CABC HISTORY.





I wish I had a Gibbons to throw at you right now.