Oooh Chimpanzee That!

I know that this first and foremost is a site devoted to football, be it factual or fantastical, but at one point, we also cared about animals. There are happenings out in the world that I feel need to be brought to the attention of this league, its members, and fans.

How to Slay a Giant

Take 2 parts Weekly MVP performance from Aaron Rodgers and Ben Roethlisberger, add a dash of defensive fortitude, and mix well with opponents' underperformance and injury. Bake at 350 for five days.

Results should resemble photo:

Congrats, BEN. You earned it.