It's not just unhealthy; It's racist, too!

I stopped in to my local Sports Authority today to pick up some balls and tees (those are testicles and shirts for those of you not down with the lingo) and saw this pretty little thing. The only thing it's missing is a detachable Kool-Aid dispenser. I vote we pick up one or two of these big fellas and hit another Cowboys game. AND, now I'm done X-Mas shopping for Geggy.

I wish you all a happy Sunday and GO RANGERS!

Caption Contest 2010

Have at it folks. Especially if you are a reader from Ashburn, Virginia.

Pork Paradise: The Bacon Explosion

Here's the thing about bacon: it's really, really bad for you, but it tastes really, really good. In that respect, bacon is like lots of things: beer, whiskey, whisky, gin, applejack, tequila, scotch, honey mead, hard cider, Cognac, and rum.

If bacon is like alcohol, consider The Bacon Explosion a four day Everclear-fueled mega-bender--it's pretty great once a year, but if you did it any more than that your organs would probably explode (see: Mardi Gras).

Here's what you're gonna need: