The Candyman Cometh

In honor of our own personal candyman, ADL, here's my favorite (and the definitive) video outlining Lamar's personal obsession...

And in honor of Streams' generally douchebaggery, here's an ad for ARB's favorite fragrance...



Now if you'll excuse me, while you gentlemen are "playing off," SKC, MMB, and I will be hanging out by RSR's garage door, discussing the advantages of skinny jeans.

Elvis Akpla

In this week's episode of Les Miles What-the-Fuckery...

This week Les Miles avoided being criticized for zany play calling or poor time management, but he still managed to wow us with his absurd behavior. But stupidity is not exclusive to Louisiana. We're pretty nuts up here in Arizona, too.

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I just crunched some numbers in Excel...

And I determined that 92.432% of my photos are of ARB drinking or drunked. Attached are some of the most character-filled photos of the Captain of the HMS Fancy Boy.

I submit for your consideration:

Pork Paradise: The Bacon Explosion

Here's the thing about bacon: it's really, really bad for you, but it tastes really, really good. In that respect, bacon is like lots of things: beer, whiskey, whisky, gin, applejack, tequila, scotch, honey mead, hard cider, Cognac, and rum.

If bacon is like alcohol, consider The Bacon Explosion a four day Everclear-fueled mega-bender--it's pretty great once a year, but if you did it any more than that your organs would probably explode (see: Mardi Gras).

Here's what you're gonna need: