Rick Carlisle Talks Table Tennis

This clip has got it all. Soothing rhythm & blues opening, 360 view of Richard competing, off-race expert playing the sport, shameless ping-pong promotions, and a segment called "How Many Balls Can Rick Hold"



I'm gonna go videotape his refrigerator ... his shoes.

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Whoa.

Grand Theft Auto 5: Washington State

 

This kid tear-assing around Washington State, looking for adventure is my entry for Badass of the Year 2009.

I can't do the story justice, but here are a few highlights:

• "Colton 'Colt' Harris-Moore has been linked to crimes in five counties involving planes, luxury cars and boats."
• Despite no formal training, Colt "looked at flight manuals and how to fly a plane", and taught himself to fly.
  
• "In 2008, a deputy said he spotted Harris-Moore in a stolen Mercedes-Benz, but he lost the suspect when he allegedly dove from the moving vehicle."

This guy has Rambo's elusiveness, The Joker's dramatic flair, and James Bond's collateral damage. I wonder if anyone has optioned his life rights yet...

Via CNN

100% Whale Penis, Motherfucker!

What kinda penis are your Maybach's seats covered in? What? You got regular fuckin' cow leather, you broke ass bitch? Take a look at what I'm rollin' in:

   THE PROMBRON- Stalin's SUV of choice

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside Kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

 

These days, if you ain't got whale penis, then you ain't got shit.

via Jalopnik