November Caption Contest: Participation Mandatory

Following the loss of The Texas Rangers, and Cowboys, and Longhorns, I figured y'all could use something to get your mind on something else. Hopefully this might boost our readership in Alabama if I wish them luck this week against Ms Bigler's LSU Tigers. I think we are also missing republican demographic of girls 12-24, so I can throw in a picture for them and they can participate in the caption contest, too. So let's go gang, especially you up there in Ashburn, VA. Winner gets a roll of new gold presidential dollar coins ($20 cash value). Have fun!

Life Imitates Art?

Brian Wilson: Sweater Fondler

Are Brian Wilson and Gene from Wet Hot American Summer the same people? You decide.