Live Blogging the 2011 CABC Draft Lottery

Once again the Draft Lottery is being officiated by the Accounting Firm of BHF & George. Stay tuned for the results as they come in.

1. GMF

2. BEN

3. SKR

4. SKC

5. RSR

6. ADL

7. MMB

8. JBF

9. ARB

10.RER

Today is the day I will take the bull by the balls

The iPod of Jerry Jones

With the season now officially underway, we can look forward to 16 more weeks of regular season football. After that comes three weeks of playoff excitement followed by two weeks of Super Bowl XLV hype and coverage. Once that game kicks off, we must only wait through 30 minutes of football plus 40 minutes of commercials, 20 minutes of replays, and 1 minute and 42 seconds of the Star Spangled Banner yet waving until we reach the zenith of the evening. Officially, the halftime performer has not been announced, but following are a few acts that are likely to have been proposed to Jerry Jones.

Twas The Night Before Kickoff...

Twas the night before Kickoff, and all through league

Not a player was stirring, not even George Teague;

The jerseys were hung by the TV with care,

In hopes that St. Goodell soon would be there...