59 More Days Until NFL Football

Sweet Jesus, get here soon.

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Like Brooks Needs an Apology...

Nate Kaeding didn't even send me a card. 

I can speak for ARB when I say, a bottle of 12-yr single malt will do just fine, Roderick.

MmmmmBoy...

Nice earrings. Very tasteful.

This young woman is so excited about the Cowboys win today that she's jumping up and down.

Frozen Maveritas

The key to a great frozen margarita from the blender is very cold ingredients. When you use cold ingredients, ice melting is reduced (if not eliminated) during blending. Each batch of margaritas can then be blended longer and more aggressively to create a finer texture (smaller ice crystals). This effect is heightened when the liquor added is significantly colder than 32 degrees.

Equipment
A good blender
Styrofoam cups

Ingredients
1 6oz can Minute Maid Frozen Limeade Concentrate
3 tablespoons Light Agave Nectar
6 ounces Reposado Tequilla (very cold)
3 ounces Cointreau (very cold)
1/4 cup Simply Limeade
3 cups Ice
8 drops Blue Food Coloring
1 heavy pinch Salt (optional)

Add ice, frozen limeade, and limeade to blender.

Pulse blender on highest setting, scraping down sides if necessary, to crush ice.

Add remaining ingredients and blend until desired consistency.

Serve immediately in Styrofoam cups. Serves 2.

Drew Bree$ is so money, but where are his endorsements?

There are two teams in the NFL that are undefeated now in week 13. The Colts have been stellar with Peyton Manning leading the team, and you can't turn on your TV without seeing him hawk something. So where is the Saints star this holiday season? Everyone is out there selling crap, but not Drew Brees. The guy is a 3 time Pro-Bowler who has thrown for almost 30,000 yards.

Why is his only TV ad an old Sportscenter promo? Yeah, he's got that scar on his face, so he can't move razors like Matt Ryan. And I can't tell if that Strahan ad is for his "15-Minute Flab" workout tapes or Vaseline. I don't know what kind of reptile DNA Nike put into Adrian Peterson to make him super-tough and prone to fumble. My money is on a snake because they are pretty slick and they don't have opposable thumbs.

There are billboards around Dallas with a new spokesman for Christ, Jason Witten. Chris Cooley is used to reading his playbook sans pants, but he and his Redskin teammates have a series of ads for cheap cars in DC. All in all, the greatest ad man in the NFL today has to be Aaron Rodgers.

Oh Shit

Twitter on Xbox?!?!

What were your other two wishes, Stan?