Video: Kitten Pawing at an iPad

Let's Talk About Mike Wallace

Did somebody say Mike Wallace???

Recently, I have come under attack from several league members for listing Mike Wallace as an elite player. Now, I ordinarily wouldn't even dignify your comments with a response, but this seemed like a special case. The vast majority of you play fantasy football like you're autistic kittens pawing at an iPad-- you have no idea what you're doing, you have no understanding of the rules, and your actions are harmlessly adorable.

With that being said, I'm not going to show you all the models that predict greatness for Wallace. I won't bore you with comparables, or waste your time talking about what his ceiling could be.

I'm gonna let Bill Barnwell do that.

In closing, I'd like announce that Mike Wallace has officially been jinxed and that he will probably never play another down of football in his life.

Please accept my invitation to go fuck yourselves.

Several CABC members should probably wear a helmet at all times

Regarding Streams' Obsession with Mike Wallace

SKC in 2033

Sleepers and Sliders and Dares, Oh My! -- THE 2012 CABC Draft

What an Apple commercial should really look like: A bunch of white people just fucking around.

It is with an open-heart that CABC league members welcomed each other for another year of fantasy football. With the taint of scandal hanging in the air, the league acted swiftly to restore order.

Votes were held. Agreements were made. And jimmies were rustled.

With voting completed and league matters decided, it was time to feast...

DRAFT NIGHT!

Additionally...

I will select this miniature manatee with my 4th pick. Plan accordingly. 

BIRD LAW

I'm legitimately discussing Bird Law in class right now.

"Film": The Aftermath

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ARB:

Bringing Back the SKC

Ever since Hipster Seasonal typewrote about Blogspot becoming too mainstream with GMail-esque improvements, one author has neglected CABC's Ashburn, VA's Award-winning Blog.

The Many Faces of SKC

 Seasons removed from the Blog, SKC may have lost his English-major touch. I have come up with a few pieces that SKC could feature in the upcoming CABC year.

CABC Draft Order: A History

With the F. brothers sitting at 1 and 3 respectively, and at the request of a concerned league member, I decided to take a historical look at how the draft order has played out.

Let's take a stroll down memory lane...