That special day...

Penis wine? Teste-torching tournaments? Has CABC really deteriorated to conversations about finding ways to consume man-parts or could it be... is it possibly because... it's ARB's BIRTHDAY?!?

Here's to hoping your day is full of liquid dick, edible balls, and whatever is going on here...

Special thanks to SKC for use of his strong arm

Stan, you're fucked...

As I was perusing the internetz trying to find creatures whose lives I value more than Stan's, I stumbled upon this pocket monster. When Pokémon Primary Colors first came out, I applauded Satoshi and Ken's creativity and imagination. But after further research, the Japanese are not that inspiring, but possess an unbelievable knowledge of the animal kingdom. Thus, I bring you the pangolin (Sunda Pangolin, Manis javanica), Texas Armadillo meets Gulf War.