That special day...

Penis wine? Teste-torching tournaments? Has CABC really deteriorated to conversations about finding ways to consume man-parts or could it be... is it possibly because... it's ARB's BIRTHDAY?!?

Here's to hoping your day is full of liquid dick, edible balls, and whatever is going on here...

Special thanks to SKC for use of his strong arm

Calling all cooks!

To continue the trend of edible and or potable genitalia, I bring to you coverage of the Ball Brawl Gonad Olympiad Fight for the Nutsack Plaque Duel of the Family Jewels World Testicle Cooking Championships.


My question is why would these guys go into the woods for a campout with a bunch of other guys who like to bbq balls? Catch you boners later, it's dinner time!

Business Idea!

Everyone knows that Taco is the number one importer/exporter of 3, 5, 7, and 9 Penis Wines, but who supplies the 4, 6, 8, and 10 Penis Wines?

Using Shepherd in place of Taco, we could monopolize the even numbered Penis Wines trade. In America, more is better. Why drink 3-Penis Wine when 4-Penis Wine is on the market?