Week 5 Review: FIGJAM, a tale of two brothers

Code Name: Duchess is 5-0

Some Week 5 thoughts:

• The two pairs of brothers in this league are heading in opposite directions: RSR is on a three game win streak, RER has lost his last three; GMF is week 5 champion, JBF is winless.
• Eight of our ten teams are either have a playoff spot or are a single game back.
• Scoring is down both NFL and CABC-wide, but I expect this to regress to the mean.
• Phillip Rivers is your Week 5 MVP with 44.5 points.
• The middle eight teams are all very close in PF and PA.
• Applejack is the most under-appreciated liquor. It's like alcoholic apple juice.
• Mini-pumpkin pies are pretty much the greatest thing in the world. 
• You probably shouldn't send unsolicited pictures of your dick to girls you barely know (I think balls are acceptable, though. Balls are funny.)
• If you absolutely must send dick-pics, remember that lighting and perspective are your friends.
• On a related note, I really want someone to name their team "Favre's Little Secret" or "He's like a kid out/down there!" or something similar, but much, much better.
• Are we still playing our NCAA league? I'd like to win the national championship.
• Archer is easily my favorite show on television.
• We got about 3800 page-views last week. That's respectable, but we can do better. 
• I'd like to formally call out SKC for contributing absolutely nothing to this blog. Not a GIF, not a cat photo, not a picture of a weirdo. Nothing.
• Les Miles is has become a parody of himself. He's just fucking around at this point.
• The Rangers victory was fantastic. Cliff Lee is a robot sent back through time to destroy all batting averages. 
• No team has beaten The Cowboys yet this year. They've beaten themselves.
• There's little I wouldn't do for my own Mini-Giraffe.
• Feel free to add any of your Week 5 remarks in the comments.
• Alright, good talk. See you out there.