If CABC were Turtles

In honor of September 27th being Turtle Appreciation Day, what a better way to honor Canada's most historic holiday than pairing famous turtles to CABC members. Oh, you are unfamiliar with TAD? In 1993, three turtles from Brooklyn, Buffalo and New Orleans decided to form a land of their own in the desolate wilderness of America's hat. At the Annual National Amphibian-Reptile League meeting in Sacramento, the three turts convinced the rest of their species and strange people with funny ascents and ignorance for sports to emigrate North, thus forming Canada.



Enough about TAD! To the pairings!