Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the Big House
CABC Creatures were stirring, including a lizard Reed named Carl Friedrich Gauss.
The awards were behind the table with care,
In hopes that St Fijolek soon would be there.
The CABC were nestled all snug in their chairs,
While visions of made-up awards danced in the air.
And Shepherd’s girlfriend in her red dress,
Attended the Gala, having no idea what was going on nonetheless.
When after dinner arose such a clatter,
As Jeff and Brooks, Drew and Barry delivered awards that didn’t matter.
Away to the Taintsman’s Box Stan flew like a flash,
Tore open the lid, and revealed a floppy blue scepter hiding in the cache.
As Beary received the silver trophy to close the awards show,
Mark and Stan flew their helicopters ‘til they came crashing down below.
Handed league-themed gifts as members drove out of sight,
The CABC closed a great season and a wonderful night.
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