After a quick Wiki, it turns out there are actually 3 of them. Trivia! They were all born in Jacksonville, Texas. Now one of them plays for Jacksonville, Florida! Isn't that a fun little fact? I sure thought so. Neat.
I think that retroactive punishment stuff is bullshit. That being said, I think Pete should be forced to start Vince Young as his QB in every game he coaches in the NFL. Seems like a good fit.
What do you think the line would be between two evenly matched teams, on a neutral field, except that one of the teams has explosive diarrhea the entire game?
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ReplyDeleteI assume we're going to delete this post once we're done here?
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ReplyDeleteMark, I've got a hot pickup for you... Luke McCown, Jacksonville
ReplyDeleteIsn't his first name Josh?
ReplyDeleteThere are two of them and they're both terrible
ReplyDeleteAfter a quick Wiki, it turns out there are actually 3 of them. Trivia! They were all born in Jacksonville, Texas. Now one of them plays for Jacksonville, Florida! Isn't that a fun little fact? I sure thought so. Neat.
ReplyDeleteJacksonville: come for the interceptions, stay for the sacks
ReplyDeletePete Carroll is smiling his ass off while his team gets destroyed 24-0. He needs an attitude adjustment.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think it's bullshit he and bush weren't retroactively punished by the league?
ReplyDeleteI think that retroactive punishment stuff is bullshit. That being said, I think Pete should be forced to start Vince Young as his QB in every game he coaches in the NFL. Seems like a good fit.
ReplyDeleteThe radio guys here just announced that Kevin Ogletree will start in "Antonio Bryant's" spot. Who's racist now?!
ReplyDelete"Playing football's in your blood!"
ReplyDelete"That's racist!"
"Your soul!"
"That's racist!"
"Your eyes?"
"That' gay."
"That's homophobic."
"That's black."
"That's racist!"
"Damn."
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ReplyDeleteARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I could hit that!
ReplyDeleteFucking Shepherd!
ReplyDeleteHighschool teams rarely miss field goals under 25 yards, right? WTF is going on?
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, the 49ers do not like they can beat our D.
ReplyDeleteGood tackle, Lee.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think the line would be between two evenly matched teams, on a neutral field, except that one of the teams has explosive diarrhea the entire game?
ReplyDeleteI think that shifts the game at least 4 points.
I kind of get the feeling Alex Smith already plays with explosive diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteWelp. Abandon all hope, ye who root for the Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteRomo throwing into double coverage. What a surprise.
ReplyDeleteFlozell may be gone, but his spirit will live on with our offensive line forever.
ReplyDeleteROMO RETURNS!!!
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