Manu Ginobili: Vampire Hunter

My hatred of Twilight and my love of violence has temporarily led me to like Manu Ginobili. He was sick of that bat, and so the bat got murdered.

Is it possible that Ginobili isn't the sissy limp-wristed weakling that he appears to be? Could he really be a cold-blooded murderer? Is the NBA really a front for a fraternity of basketball playing ultra-assassins?

Donaghy doesn't know the danger he's in!