Josh McDaniels and Hitler: Both Started 5-0!

Does this make the Bengals' loss to the Broncos in week 1 analogous to allowing Hitler to annex the Sudentenland?

If the Broncos are Germany, and the AFC are the axis powers, who are the allied powers in the NFC? Could the Giants be America? Does that make the Vikings Great Britain? Does Peter King have an epic Brett Favre as Winston Churchill WW2 saga waiting in the wings?

/Wait, so who are the Cowboys?