Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Grand Theft Auto 5: Washington State

This kid tear-assing around Washington State, looking for adventure is my entry for Badass of the Year 2009.

I can't do the story justice, but here are a few highlights:
  • "Colton 'Colt' Harris-Moore has been linked to crimes in five counties involving planes, luxury cars and boats."
  • Despite no formal training, Colt "looked at flight manuals and how to fly a plane", and taught himself to fly.
  • "In 2008, a deputy said he spotted Harris-Moore in a stolen Mercedes-Benz, but he lost the suspect when he allegedly dove from the moving vehicle."
This guy has Rambo's elusiveness, The Joker's dramatic flair, and James Bond's collateral damage. I wonder if anyone has optioned his life rights yet...


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