Team Names: I'm A Man, I'm Forte!

Hopefully you can choose a team name that accurately reflects one or more of your players:

• Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
• The Boldin The Beautiful
• Farve Dollar Footlong
• Yellow Polka Dot Mangini
• Corn on the Schaub
• Burressted Development
• WD-Forte
• Flacco Seagulls
• I Make It Wayne
  
• Orton Hears a Who
• Ginn and Juice
• Brees Nuts
• Mendenhally Retarded
• Justin Gaged
• The Fast and The Jerious
• Travis Henry is My Dad
• Armed Schaubbery
• Turner & Housh
• Forte Oz's to Freedom
• Casselblanca
• Ancient Hestery
• The Dwayne Bowe Connection
• Mary-Kate and Ashley Colston
• Bottlenose Portis
• Jack's Son, Steven

I'm in love with some of these.