Tots! Tots! Tots!

I knew he had a mistress, but who knew Stanley had this much game.

Tumblr of the Day: The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day

Click The Coulier for The Tumblr

New ESPN Fantasy App?

BEN The Day After TGiving

CABC 2011: WEEK 11 PREVIEW

RIVALRY WEEK! COWBOYS! TURKEY! KARAOKE!

China!

If this is what comes along with our future Chinese overlords, then I'm pretty excited.

COWS RULE, SKINS DROOL!

Get it, gurrrrl!

BOYS WIN!!!

PS: AIRBOAT!!!

Aw, fuck it

CABC 2011: WEEK 11 PREVIEW

10 Weeks down, 4 to go. DANCE WITH ME!

Week 11 Picks: Picks of Destiny

I forgot to post last week's picks. Sorry about that.

ARB This Season: 42-36-4
ARB Last Week:    19-11-0
BEN This Season:  32-22-3
BEN Last Week:    19-11-0
ARBvBEN GotW: 2-2-0

The Picks:

Away	Home	Line	ARB	BEN
NYJ	DEN	+4.5	NYJ	NYJ
CIN	BAL	-6.5	BAL	BAL
OAK	MIN	+1	OAK	MIN
JAC	CLE	-1.5	JAC	CLE
CAR	DET	-6.5	DET	DET
TB	GB	-11.5	GB	GB
BUF	MIA	+2	BUF	BUF
DAL	WAS	+6	DAL	DAL
ARI	SF	-10	ARI	ARI
SEA	STL	-2.5	STL	STL
TEN	ATL	-6.5	ATL	ATL
SD	CHI	-2.5	CHI	SD
PHI	NYG	-3	NYG	PHI
KC	NE	-13	NE	NE

ARB vs BEN Game of the Week:

This week, the San Diego Chargers visit the Chicago Bears Sunday afternoon. The Bears are favored by 2.5 points.

ARB lays the favorite, BEN takes the dog.

This week, these two handsome gentlemen will be betting...

Mmmm... Heart Disease...

 Barbeque! The loser will treat the winner to a meal at his barbeque restaurant of choice.

"I'm a business, man." -Milo

Gibbons & Milo's Insider Lock of the Week

"Greenies are for closers." -Gibbons

Dallas getting 6 on the road! Here's my thinking: the Redskins are terrible and the Cowboys are good. Let's bet on the good team.



BONUS:

Degenerate Gambler's Parlay of the Week:

Dallas Cowboys -8
Green Bay Packers -14.5
St. Louis Rams -3

Risk $100 to win $664.09

I'm not thrilled to be betting this, to be honest with you. I'm not in love with any of the games this week, but I like these three the most. Laying the favorite when it's a 14.5 line physically injures me, but the Packers are incredible this season. The Rams will fuck us on this one for sure.

Week 10 Review: Taintsman Power Rankings

Miniature Giraffe Optional                                     

 Occupy Golf Course was an overwhelming success.

TO THE RANKINGS:

Trainwrecks of the Week

CABC 2011: WEEK 10 PREVIEW

Week 10 takes us on the road to beautiful Pebble Beach for the 1st Annual CABC Am-Am Classic. 

Occupy Golf Course!

Preview Action after the

Post from the Future

Kitten Assault [NSFW] [NSFL] [WAYOR]

In a truly gruesome event, some sicko uploaded this video of a kitten mauling.

Tumblr of the Day: The Kitten Covers

Today's Tumblr quickly became a KRT favorite, The Kitten Covers.

Week 9 Review: OCCUPY GOLF COURSE

[Sploosh]

Things get started on Thursday this week in more ways than one. Oakland visits San Diego to kick off Thursday Night Football in 2011, but the real story is the new-found political activism here at CABC.

Beginning on Thursday, a select group of CABC members will take a public stand on a very important political issue:

COWS WIN

WHOOOOOOO!!!!

Party time!

REED?

CABC 2011: WEEK 9 PREVIEW

With the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November creeping up on us, I figured it was an appropriate time to analyze the GOP Presidential candidates vis-à-vis CABC. Geaux Tigers!

Week 8 Picks: LSU-BAMA

Gambling: Money's arch nemesis

ARB This Season: 23-25-4
ARB Last Week:    3-8-2
BEN This Season:  13-11-3
BEN Last Week:    6-5-2
ARBvBEN GotW: 1-2-0 


The Picks:

Away	Home	Line	ARB	BEN
SF	WAS	+2.5	SF	SF
NYJ	BUF	+1.5	BUF	BUF
SEA	DAL	-13	DAL	DAL
MIA	KC	-4.5	KC	MIA
TB	NO	-9.5	NO	NO
CLE	HOU	-9	HOU	HOU
ATL	IND	+6	ATL	ATL
DEN	OAK	-5.5	OAK	OAK
CIN	TEN	-3	CIN	CIN
GB	SD	+3.5	GB	GB
NYG	NE	-7.5	NE	NE
STL	ARI	-3.5	STL	STL
BAL	PIT	-3	PIT	PIT
CHI	PHI	-8	CHI	PHI

ARB vs BEN Game of the Week:

This week, the LSU Tigers visit the Alabama Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa. LSU@Bama +4.5

ARB takes LSU and the points. BEN lays Bama and gives the points.

This week, these two handsome gentlemen will be betting...

NomNomNom

Burgers and Beer! The winner will receive all the burgers, french fries, and beers they desire at the restaurant of their choosing. Loser pays.

"Winners get paid." -Milo

Gibbons & Milo's Insider Lock of the Week

"Straight cash, homie." -Gibbons

OAKLAND getting 5.5 at home! This is Week 2 of G&M's infallible and pat tented "Bet Against Tebow" strategy. FREE MONEY PEOPLE!!!



BONUS:

Degenerate Gambler's Parlay of the Week:

LSU to win outright +165
Texas Tech +14.5
Vanderbilt +14

Risk $100 to win $826.25

Let's call this the "Extreme Homer Parlay". We're rooting for Bama, Texas, and Florida to lose. I realize that some of you will have qualms about rooting against good ol' UT, but you need to get the fuck over that. UT doesn't deserve to be 14.5 point favorites over Tech. Let's cash this thing.

Week 8 Review: Power Rankings

"Problem?" -BEN

With more than half the season gone, the CABC playoff picture is as murky as ever.

No team is more than two games out of a playoff spot in their division, and many teams still have over half their divisional games left to play. Since no clarity can be gleaned from each teams record, here's a brief overview of each team's chances, ranked from worst to first.

Dallas Sports Weekend Blackout

While I am still waiting for the Rangers to play Game 6 of the World Series, leading 3-2 in the Series against Pooholes' Cardinals, let me remind everyone about the greatest moment in Dallas Sports this decade.

For those that do remember this weekend's sports outcomes let these cheer you up.