Saturday, November 5, 2011

Week 8 Picks: LSU-BAMA

Gambling: Money's arch nemesis
ARB This Season: 23-25-4
ARB Last Week:    3-8-2
BEN This Season:  13-11-3
BEN Last Week:    6-5-2
ARBvBEN GotW: 1-2-0 


The Picks:

Away Home Line ARB BEN
SF WAS +2.5 SF SF
NYJ BUF +1.5 BUF BUF
SEA DAL -13 DAL DAL
MIA KC -4.5 KC MIA
TB NO -9.5 NO NO
CLE HOU -9 HOU HOU
ATL IND +6 ATL ATL
DEN OAK -5.5 OAK OAK
CIN TEN -3 CIN CIN
GB SD +3.5 GB GB
NYG NE -7.5 NE NE
STL ARI -3.5 STL STL
BAL PIT -3 PIT PIT
CHI PHI -8 CHI PHI

ARB vs BEN Game of the Week:

This week, the LSU Tigers visit the Alabama Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa. LSU@Bama +4.5

ARB takes LSU and the points. BEN lays Bama and gives the points.

This week, these two handsome gentlemen will be betting...

NomNomNom
Burgers and Beer! The winner will receive all the burgers, french fries, and beers they desire at the restaurant of their choosing. Loser pays.

"Winners get paid." -Milo

Gibbons & Milo's Insider Lock of the Week

"Straight cash, homie." -Gibbons
OAKLAND getting 5.5 at home! This is Week 2 of G&M's infallible and pat tented "Bet Against Tebow" strategy. FREE MONEY PEOPLE!!!



BONUS:

Degenerate Gambler's Parlay of the Week:

LSU to win outright +165
Texas Tech +14.5
Vanderbilt +14

Risk $100 to win $826.25

Let's call this the "Extreme Homer Parlay". We're rooting for Bama, Texas, and Florida to lose. I realize that some of you will have qualms about rooting against good ol' UT, but you need to get the fuck over that. UT doesn't deserve to be 14.5 point favorites over Tech. Let's cash this thing.

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