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Clipboard (1-4) at Raditude (3-2)
A lot has changed since these two teams played one another
back in Week 2. SKC picked up his lone win up to this point while Raditude’s
loss was the catalyst JBF needed to turn his team around. Makes you wonder what
would have happened had things been switched and Clipboard lost their first
matchup. JBF probably would have sunk deeper into his academic studies at the
expense of his fantasy success while SKC would have likely banged a series of
Rubenesque women to clear his mind, allowing him to make the perfect waiver
pickups and improve the Clipboards. I would pay to see SKC bang fat chicks, but
they would have to be like super fat.
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| Did someone say "sexy"? Yes, Stanster did. I heard him. |
Hangover (2-3) at Bye Week (2-3)
Don’t look now, but the Bye Weeks are comin’. His skill position
players are all home-run threats, and that’s not even including Calvin Johnson
who magically impregnates women with every touchdown catch. Oh and MMB:
Ninja (5-0) at Baiters (2-3)
The Ninjas have cruised through the season thus far, but
with Steven Jackson facing the Packers and Brandon Marshall vowing to play only
one half of football, BEN could be turning in a low score this weekend. SKR got
off to a huge lead last week with AD’s 3 touchdowns in the first half.
Unfortunately he was not able to keep up this pace and dropped under .500. On
the bright side, S.Nerd scored a job this week. Sounds like he will be out in
the fields which is good news because he’s put on a few lbs over the past few
years. You can tell because his compass rose has turned into a full on globe.
Seriously, SKR, I don’t know what diet you were on after high school to stay so
thin, but you should think about trying it out again.
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| 99% of the images on the web are lame. I am the 1%. |
Airboats (3-2) at Tit Gypsies (2-3)
Look, GMF’s team has seriously underperformed so far this
season. Despite his ups and downs on the field, Mike Vick has turned in
20-point games in 4 out of 5 weeks. Miles Austin gets a rehab start against the
Pats and the worst pass-D in the league. He even boasts a seemingly unstoppable
Fred Jackson. Jahvid Best goes up against a Niners’ defense that has still not
allowed a rushing TD this season, so keep an eye out to see if Peyton Hillis
makes his way into the game on Sunday. ARB’s Airboats on the other hand look
like a team that was built at Gateway Country. Despite all of his research, he
let the salesman sell him on some shiny features like the new Kevin Kolb
processor and something called a “Shanahan Offense”. He even bought the Encarta
software package. Then three weeks later, a slow piece of shit arrived on ARB’s
doorstep wrapped in a Holstein box. Now The Airboats are on a two game skid,
looking for CompUSA deadstock parts that could possibly make this team work
from here on out.
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| He's probably trying to figure out the secret recipe for Mac-n-Cheez |
Kittens (2-3) at Repeat (3-2)
At first glance you might think that this matchup is all
about Brady versus Stafford, Run-DMC and BJ G-E. In fact, men, this game is so
much more. It’s a straight up Cat Fight. I’m talking full scale, no holds
barred, cat gif axxxtion. First there was a cat actually riding on a little
baby turtle—mind blown. But then Nyan Cat showed suddenly with all of his
Pop-Tarty, multicolored, Lisa Frank madness! There can be only one Highlander,
but there is a firm “more the merrier” policy in effect when it comes to
animated felines. So I ask you, ADL and RSR, are you man enough to continue
posting cat gifs all weekend until one of you is victorious?! No really, I have
to ask because you both have pretty feminine features…
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