The King is Dead! Long Live the King!

Well well well... the auto-drafter has beaten the statistically-perfect juggernaut, and Nerdwell's tyrannical reign has finally come to a definite end (Does it need to be said that the Nudest of Taynes would've also beaten ARB? No, because I've already harped on it half a dozen times now, but hey, it never hurts to drive the point home--THANKS ALOT A LOT, GMF!).

Nevertheless, the final duel comes down to this. Excuse me while I sit in the back and make a profane yet apathetic wanking motion.

Calling all cooks!

To continue the trend of edible and or potable genitalia, I bring to you coverage of the Ball Brawl Gonad Olympiad Fight for the Nutsack Plaque Duel of the Family Jewels World Testicle Cooking Championships.


My question is why would these guys go into the woods for a campout with a bunch of other guys who like to bbq balls? Catch you boners later, it's dinner time!

Cowboys Stadium vs New Meadowlands Stadium: A Rational Comparison

Cowboys Stadium

VS.

New Meadowlands Stadium

The two newest NFL stadiums belong to NFC East rivals (and New Jersey's B-team).

Wouldn't it be nice if we had an unbiased discussion of the relative merits of the two stadiums?