Sunday, August 2, 2009

Welcome Back

Esteemed Colleagues,

It is my great pleasure to welcome you to a new football season!

A few important new changes to the league this year:

First and foremost, the league fee is now $200 dollars. Teams in the playoffs will receive money.

Champion: $900
Runner-Up: $500
Consolation Winner: $350
Consolation Loser: $250

Secondly, the league now has an official place of residence. While ESPN will handle all the nuts and bolts, will serve as the communications center for our league. This is because our more industrious league members are now gainfully employed. ESPN fantasy football is usually blocked at the workplace, but blogspot is generally allowed. Previously at ESPN, posting rights had been denied to non-league managers, but blogspot allows each of you to post as you see fit. I hope this new means of communication will kindle more trades, more trash talk, and a more active league overall.

Lastly, I've effected a small change in scoring. Linebackers will now receive .5 points per tackle instead of 1 point. Last year linebackers were scoring too many points relative to their overall importance (A good linebacker was worth as much as a good receiver), so hopefully this adjustment will change that slightly.

I'll be in touch with each of you to discuss the draft date and to answer any questions you might have. Once you read this, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR GMAIL ADDRESS so that I can add you as an author on blogspot.

All you fuckers are going down this year,

Alex Brooks

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