And Now for Something Completely Different

Feline facial hair? Now I've seen everything!

I'm starting a new weekly post: The CABC NFL Picks of the Week.

Seeing has how every single human even tangentially related to sports makes picks these days, I thought it was high time that we joined the mix.

Each week, starting with this week, I'll pick the NFL games against the spread (using the Covers opening line) and track our record. I'll also provide Gibbons and Milo's Insider Lock of the Week. A Gibbons and Milo Insiders Lock of the Week is guaranteed to never lose*. You should be them heavily.

The first Picks of the Week should be up shortly.

RER DEFEATS ARB - THE UPSET OF OUR LIFETIME

I have shamed myself, my family, and airboats across the nation.

Streams' Post-Draft Night, Turtle Slumber

CABC 2012 Name: Streams' Dreams

White People Company Events

I do not believe that Sports Illustrated actually exists, so this video is probably FunnyOrDie making fun of the Japanese by paying its Lord, Kobayashi, to eat in front of white people in a rented office space.

First - Scoregate. Now - All the Megatron's Men

While the numbers don't lie, Bye Week's victory has led to a controversy along the lines of last year's Scoregate scandal. After a quick consultation with honorary league uterus, Ms. TCBigs, it would seem that we have a definitive (hypothetical) answer on this week's league review. 

Week 4 Review: The CABC Classic

Heroes

We started a new tradition this year at CABC: The CABC Classic. League members from across the country gathered this weekend to attend a Cowboys game. The game ended in a loss, but the weekend was an overwhelming success.

How I Feel About My Performance Thus Far

Play with sound for full emotional effect.

Return of the Weirdo Watch

Fantasy Baseball...Remember That?

3 1/2 weeks into fantasy football season, I approach you, fellow CABC-ers, as a winner. Sure, Baiters Gonna 'Bait is 1-2, but SKR's fantasy baseball team is 2011 champion. Sure, you will all say that you stopped playing... or for that matter, never played. But, my friends, as General Patton once said, a win is a win is a win.

update: broken pics fixed. As an apology, enjoy this gigantic cache of arrested development .gif's. If promises of 10 more shows and a movie don't get you hard, then Will Arnett may just not be your type.

CABC 2011: WEEK 4 PREVIEW

In an attempt to pad my ego, this week's preview will be available after the jump. Thanks for your understanding.

Where does Ron Washington stand on the issues facing our country?
He doesn't like HPV--or retardation. However, he is worried about the economy and its effect on cigarette prices.