"Film": The Aftermath

CABC:

ARB:

The Candyman Cometh

In honor of our own personal candyman, ADL, here's my favorite (and the definitive) video outlining Lamar's personal obsession...

And in honor of Streams' generally douchebaggery, here's an ad for ARB's favorite fragrance...



Now if you'll excuse me, while you gentlemen are "playing off," SKC, MMB, and I will be hanging out by RSR's garage door, discussing the advantages of skinny jeans.

I HATE YOU RIGHT MEOW

You know what, GMF? If you could organize your team as well as you organize cats, you wouldn't have STARTED TROY SMITH AND LEFT ALEX SMITH ON THE BENCH WITH 34 POINTS. Thus losing to an anemic COCO team, thus losing ME my spot in the PLAYOFFS, thus denying ME CABC HISTORY.





I wish I had a Gibbons to throw at you right now.

Holy Crap I Won! Suckit!

I will celebrate my victory with gifs and karate!

One Night Only

Every week I offer Stanley and Alexander the deal of the season. One Silky smooth QB for one of their team's letdowns, Peyton Manning and Thomas Brady, respectively. Does CABC Nation doubt David's worth? Let's go to Week 5's numbers.


Tom Brady: --
Peyton Manning: 9.5

Silkster: 19

Eeeeek! Dr. Garrard doubled Branning's --,9.5 combo. The trade is still available, pending the acceptance of Matt Hasselturtle for DBDO or TCM #2's as well.

Waffle Fries. Fo free.