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Day 19

I consider myself a very spiritual person

Day 18

A nightcap for a memorable evening.

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Day 16

TAINTSMAN ALERT!!! TAINTSMAN ALERT!!!

This graph is accurate. Hint hint, Stanley.

Gentlemen, an alert league member notified me today of something quite disturbing.

After conferring with Assistant Commissioner F., I now inform you that Stan has breached his obligations as Taintsman by not drinking an O'Douls and posting a photo yesterday.

The relevant portion of the Taintsman Ballot is quite clear.

Ever a Stan-of-his-word, I think Stan has shown a great triumph of spirit by choosing to begin his 30 Day quest once more. 

Good talk. See you out there.

PS:

Anti-TMNT propaganda:

Day 15

O'Doul's is good but it's no Dicken's Cider

Day 14

My new iPhone is now the most powerful computer in Oak Cliff

Day 13

I can feel my taint shrinking

Parker Road Represent

Day 12

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Day 11

I should turn this into a sponsorship gig

Day 10

It's really hard to work this into my cleanse diet

A Treasury of Pics

That's a cute dogbit

TWIST!

DRAMA LLAMA!

Never forget.

Turtle five.

Birds will flat out murder you.

Careful, Mr. Kitty. That fire is hot.

For Mal

Ibid 

Oh, shut up. You've got your coat on!

That's an impressive wrap job.

A tragedy. Look away!

French fry your way to their heart.

Alright, good talk. See you out there.

Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy and a chance of drive-by.

Day 9

I'd rather have this than a Keystone

Day 8

RROLLLL TIDE!

BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREDICTIONS

Cray as it may seem, that fish is also delicious.

As many of you know, the BCS Title Game will be played tonight in New Orleans, LA.

I'm heading down to the tailgate now. I hope to have some excellent photos for you all this time tomorrow.

May The Honey Badger protect us all.

Prediction: LSU wins 27-17, The French Quarter and Central Business District are burned down afterwards as a show of sportsmanship.

Day 7

Pulling the trigger

Day 6

Happy Birthday to Mr. Nicholas Cage. This O'Doul's is for you.

For a brown, non-alcoholic, non-caffeinated liquid, it's really not that bad

Day 4

I haven't had a bowel movement since day 1

Day 3

The O'Doul's is filling the place where my dignity used to be.

Day 2

My reward is in heaven.

Day 1

It turns out defeat has a spicy bouquet and medium mouthfeel